This morning is totally nuts!. All of this that happened is just crazy. I don't even know what to say.

This entire event has left me feeling flabbergasted. Give me a minute to even think about this.

It’s like something out of a movie. I just still can't believe it.

Can You Trust This?

You won't question this one. It's absolutely crazy. Just the other day, I was meandering down the street when I spotted a monkey wearing a suit. It appeared totally unfazed. You should say it was the bizarre thing I've ever seen. I swear, sometimes reality is just weird!

Truly You Couldn't Wrap My Head Around It!

Like, what in the world? This whole situation is just nuts. I mean, come on, it's totally bonkers. It's like something out of a movie, but way crazier! I'm just sitting here, jaw slack with disbelief. This has to be a dream, right?

• I'm floored
• Make it stop!
• Someone pinch me

This Is Insane What Happened

Well, this is true, you won't understand what just took place. I was walking down the street and suddenly this giant squirrel flew down from a tree. It was holding a miniature sword! This is the truth. Then it ran away for a moment, flew up into the sky. I don't understand what I just witnessed.

Unbelievable! completely shocking

Can you believe it? I can barely process {what just happened|. It's past|belief. I affirm this is {thereality. This story is totally far-fetched, I almost question website it's real..

• Perhaps it was a hallucination? {I just can'tfigure out this.

This is Beyond Belief

This situation is absolutely ridiculous. I simply understand what I've just heard. It's like adream come true. Logic has taken a vacation.

• Could this be real?
• I'm feeling like I'm going crazy

{I have so many questions|What does this mean? This changes everything.